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sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again



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shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!



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eyeballfarts:

so cute <3

eyeballfarts:

so cute <3



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hip-hop-lifestyle:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

If you flush the toilet wit ya hands in public restrooms your parents didn’t raise you right

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nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?it doesn’t even have joysticks..do you even rumble??!?pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngster

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngsterimage

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself



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urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE



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itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire



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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded



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spicy-vagina-tacos:

maybe-theres-wifi:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️

but aren’t you a girl

This just in: queer people exist



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dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.



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ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

This is the only important thing

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

This is the only important thing



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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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