I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again
fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!
If you flush the toilet wit ya hands in public restrooms your parents didn’t raise you right
wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
looks like we got ourselves a youngster
*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself
I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️
but aren’t you a girl
This just in: queer people exist
Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
This is the only important thing
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents